Heartbreaker

[At a San Jose Giants game last week, Claire was especially listening to the music of the batters at bat. She loved getting up and dancing to it.]

Claire: What's that song?

Daddy: "Heartbreaker."

Claire: What's a heartbreaker?

Daddy: Well, sometimes when you're really good-looking, people call you a heartbreaker.

Claire: Am I a heartbreaker?

Mommy: (under breath) I hope not.